So here’s the thing: My name is Jay Parker and the only talent I possess is talking, and that’s if you consider that a talent. There’s a little more info about me right below, thank you for listening. I love you, well I don’t, but somebody does. Maybe.

I graduated from the Colorado Media School, which is basically a seventeen thousand dollar foot in the door to the broadcasting business, or should I say “media world”, traditional broadcasting is a dying profession.

Most of my family is back in California including my mommy.  I don’t get out there as often as I’d like, but fuck em, they’ve never come out to Colorado to see me. My sister stays busy with her three amazingly beautiful children, that at times can be amazingly something else. My brother is in the Army special forces and has three beautiful children of his own. He’s been a military man for over a twenty five years now, and for me the word “proud” doesn’t do justice for how I feel about him. I don’t have children because you have to fuck first.

If you actually read all of that, I can’t thank you enough for your interest and support. For some reason I wan’t to make people laugh and smile. Like and share any of the shit you see on this website if it makes you smile. Thanks for your time.