So I joined a basketball team and our first game was Monday night. I haven’t played basketball since 1994 and that’s not an exaggeration people, 1994. Not only did I join a basketball team, but it’s the real deal, these guys take it serious and are in serious shape to play. Then we come to me. I’m over weight, old and haven’t exercised in twenty years. How did it go you ask? In a word, embarrassing. I’ve been looking for my youth since last night, but all I can find is depression and regret. Stupid time!