Really, a Pop Tart?

So here’s the thing: I recently burned myself on a Pop Tart to the point of blisters on my hand. I’m a thirty seven year old man who prides himself on having common sense. If I can’t make myself a toaster snack without getting hurt, does that mean I should just give up on finding a girlfriend?

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