So here’s the thing: I can’t help but think about how frustrating it must be for Mickey Mouse to text his friends. I’m mean, he probably just calls everybody and then they talk shit about him behind his back because he can’t text. I would probably get irritated with a friend too if every time I got a text from them it looked like this “;m,;,j;jmmi’m,acfwwceaqqcfq’,pjom”. Poor Mickey.