So here’s the thing: I think the best decision I’ve ever made was to pierce my nipples. Really, I’m serious, my only regret is that I didn’t do it sooner! Nothing is hotter that a thirty seven year old guy with man tits that have stainless steel through them. If you didn’t pick up on my sarcasm yet then you might be a little slow, start taking vitamins. Yes my nipples are pierced and it’s awful, thank God for my awkward body hair.