So here’s the thing: I went to a sub shop today and ordered a number nine. A number nine comes with turkey, roast beef, Swiss cheese and mayonnaise. When the girl was making the sandwich she asked “Do you want the bacon?” WTF is that?! Do I look like I don’t need the bacon? Just because I’m sweating while standing in line and lost my breath ordering doesn’t mean I don’t want the bacon. The number nine comes with bacon, so If I didn’t want the bacon I wouldn’t order the number nine, or I would ask to hold the bacon. By the way sweetheart, it doesn’t look like your missing too many meals either.