So here’s the thing: One of my biggest pet peeves on the planet is people who smell bad. Is it really that difficult to keep yourself clean enough that you don’t stink? For the love of God man!! I’ll cut you some slack if your homeless, not to say that a stinky homeless person doesn’t piss me off if I’m close enough to have their funk go into my brain, but they at least have a valid excuse for not bathing on a regular basis. You know the people I’m talking about. The people that have B.O. for no fucking reason other than they don’t give a shit about personal hygiene! There’s a difference to a little stink because you had a long day working construction or if you spend a good couple of hours at the gym (no idea what that feels like), but the funky B.O. that is clearly from lack of washing your gross body with soap and water is a different animal. Hey old ladies, your shitty smelling perfume that you put on with a paint sprayer isn’t much better! What the fuck is that all about, you turn sixty years old and run out and by a perfume that smells like a half gallon of Fabreze sprayed on a litter box that hasn’t been emptied in a month. Guess what sweet heart? I’m not winking at you, your making my eyes burn with that garbage you call “Mystic Rose”. Take a shower you smelly fuckers!