So here’s the thing: I was recently up in Estes Park for a wedding. Yeah, it was beautiful and who cares. Now, I don’t know if you’re aware of it or not but apparently there are elk all over the place in Estes Park just walking around and shit. It’s cool don’t get me wrong, but some of these tourists up there are some of the dumbest people on the planet! I’m driving down a busy street in Estes Park and I don’t remember the name, but it’s the street right in front of the Stanley hotel, you can look it up. This guy is his lame ass S.U.V. is stopped in the middle of the fucking street with all his passengers sticking their phones out the windows to take picture of a group of elk. WTF, are you really that stupid? Literally stopped in the middle of the road to take pictures of these elk! Their elk, not aliens you asshole. In case you were wondering there was no shoulder to pull off to, so it just makes sense to stop in the middle of the road. Asshole.