So here’s the thing: I have a lot in common with dogs and I think that’s why I love them so much. I don’t have time to own one right now, so I just pet the occasional pup outside the bar or supermarket. You might be wondering what I have in common with a dog, well I’ll tell you. We both smell everything, we both have to be told not to lick, if we get scared we head to the nearest corner, if we don’t get what we want we start wining,  and we both have an affinity for constantly showing attention to a certain part of the body.