So here’s the thing: I was driving to work today and there was the common site of homeless on the corner with their signs begging for money, but today this one guy caught my eye. He was a heavy gentleman in the way of like 400 pounds or so, a big boy. His sign simply read “Hungry”. I thought to myself “no shit”.

So here’s the thing: I recently found my college I.D. while digging through some boxes I have in the spare bedroom, and holy shit! Today I look like I went back in time and ate myself. It’s actually depressing to see my fat face today compared to when I was eighteen years old and killin it. Oh well, time sucks.