Bartender says…

So here’s the thing: So this lady says “I don’t know what I want. Hmmm, okay how about Kahlua on the rocks” I said okay. I made this odd drink and ten minutes goes by and she says to me “I can’t drink this, it tastes icky” No fucking shit lady, your drinking Kahlua on the rocks! There’s a reason nobody drinks that, but why would you know what you like to drink, you’re only fifty years old and probably just haven’t figured it out yet. I wanna pull my eye balls out.

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