I just split my pants…


So here’s the thing: I just sat down in class and split my pants wide open. Now, what more of a sign do I need to introduce green leaf lettuce to my diet and not just on a cheeseburger. The girl that took the picture was a little to eager to do it I think. She has a thing for fat guys. FML.

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