So here’s the thing: “It’s my birthday, give me a free shot!” First of all, the easiest way to NOT get a free drink from me is to ask for it, or in this case demand it. Why should I give you a free drink? “Because it’s my birthday” What does that have to do with me? “What?” I said what does that have to do with me?  “Nothing I guess” Let me see your ID……….your birthday was four days ago. “Yeah but I’m celebrating it tonight” Get the fuck away from me.