So here’s the thing: I hate that person that is constantly bumming cigarettes. They sell those things in stores you dick! It’s even worse when you bum them a cigarette and they want to smoke with you and bore the shit out of you with a story about their cousins new truck. Listen you bum, take this cigarette that cost me twenty six cents and go smoke by yourself in the corner and think about how you can raise enough money to buy your own pack. Ohhh, by the way, that PBR is two dollars, thanks for no tip in advance.