So here’s the thing: You know it’s going to be a rough night when the first customer you serve has a half smoked cigarette behind his ear and his first question is “How much is a PBR?” For those of you who don’t know, PBR is basically the cheapest beer in the world and statistically speaking the majority of people who consume it would be stereotyped as a dirty scum bag hippie. Let me educate you people out there real quick about something when you’re in a sports bar and trying to decide what to eat or drink, if you have to ask how much something costs, you can’t afford it. You should be at home not tipping yourself while you drink PBR and watch M.A.S.H re-runs.