So here’s the thing: Just when you thought people couldn’t be any dumber, they can. So i’m working the other night and I was rolling silverware as part of my side work and a gentlemen approached me and blew my mind with stupidity. He says “hey man listen, I just put two dollars in that electric dart board because I thought it was a change machine. I want my two dollars back” Just take a few seconds to let that sink in…………………………………….okay. At first I thought he was joking but when I started laughing, his facial expression told me that he was serious. I explained to him that I wasn’t going to give him his money back because there wasn’t a reason I could justify doing a “paid out” of my register for two dollars because of a dumb person. I didn’t say it like that of course, but you get the picture. I can’t really believe somebody could honestly be that stupid and not only that, but willingly share their stupidity in hopes of collecting two dollars. I would have thought somebody would gladly give up two dollars to keep that story to themselves as to not let on how stupid they really are. Here’s a question, what did he do after he put the fist dollar bill in? Did he think that putting another dollar in the machine would dispense his first dollars change? Man oh man, I’m not the smartest guy in the world, but damn!