So here’s the thing: Have you ever bought a thing of Tic Tacs and then get all pissed off at the rattling in your pocket everywhere you go! I bought some Tic Tacs today and after running around town for an hour I got so pissed off at the noise that I threw them away in the trash can at the bank. You might be thinking “why didn’t you wait til you got back to your car and just leave them in there?” Well, because then the Tic Tacs would have won, and I’ll be dammed if I’m getting chumped out by some Tic Tacs.