So here’s the thing: I know you can’t say Merry Christmas anymore because people have their heads waaaaayyyyy up their asses these days, but I will say this. If your one of the people that walk around this time of year wearing a Santa hat, I hate you soooo much. It’s not cute, it’s not funny, it’s not hip, it’s not festive, it’s not cool, it’s not fun, it’s……….annoying as fuck! You’re the same person who brings shitty homemade cookies to the office that everybody hates to eat, but does it anyway to keep up social acceptance. Take off the Santa hat, there’s a fat guy at the mall getting paid nine dollars an hour to wear it.