So here’s the thing: I don’t know why, but it irritates me when some has a name like “Johnathan” or “Michael” and that’s what they want to be called. Have you ever met a “Johnathan” and he goes by “Johnathan”? I hate that. I wanna just say “your name is John dude”. I know I shouldn’t care either way, but I can’t help it. The only way  a “Johnathan” should go by “Johnathan” is if they were British or at least talked in a British accent. Seriously, then it works. Do it in your head or out loud right now and tell me I’m wrong. Stupid “Johnathan”.