So here’s the thing: There was actually a customer who called my friend and co-worker “Mrs. Booty” the other night at the bar. I just want to let all of you people out there know that yeah, it’s really not cool to call your server by a physical attribute she or he possesses. I mean, It get it, she has a great ass, and we all love a great ass, but  you don’t actually say anything. You just go about your business as a human being, steal a look when you can, and move on. The people who cross these lines and break these rules are called “serial killers”.