The bartender hates you…

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So here’s the thing: Why would go to a bar and ask your bartender if they have an I-phone five charger so you can charge your phone while your there? What the fuck does that have to do with food or drink? You’re the person who bought the I-phone, you’re the person who bought the charger, if you want to charge your precious I-phone when you’re out, then bring it with you. It’s the best when you’re working playoff football, it’s busy as hell and some guy asks you if you have a charger for his phone, you tell him no and he says “Can you check if somebody else does?” “Yeah, dude. I’ll get right on that. By the way, nice shirt. What is that a medium? Nice and tight, really shows your nipples. I’m sure girls love that.”

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