So here’s the thing: I’ve wrote about this before, but I was thinking about it again so I thought I’d bring it up. They say that in the Chinese language there are thousands of characters. It’s hard to imaging that seeing as how we have twenty six in our alphabet. That being said, how are their computer keyboards not the size of a surf board? How the hell are their lap tops not the size of a coffee table? How the hell does it work? That reminds me, why the hell do people get tattoos of Chinese symbols when they have no connection to the Chinese language? I don’t think liking pork fried rice is a big enough connection to justify getting a tattoo of something in Chinese.