It’s cold outside…

weather penis

So here’s the thing: I know it’s cold outside dude, I’m alive. Why the F are we so in love with the weather? You watch the news and they talk about the weather every five minutes. “How are the roads?” There still shitty man, we covered that five minutes ago. If one more person says “That’s Colorado!” I might fucking stab them. I’m sorry for saying “Fucking” I’m still looking for work, so please potential employers don’t think I’m crazy, I’m just fed up with this whole weather addiction we have here in Colorado. Look outside man! You’ll see what the weather is like. Stop talking to people about the damn weather! We already know, were here, in the weather you want to talk about, shut up, talk about anything else! On a separate note, I love Judge Judy.

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