So here’s the thing: Who are these people who take off their shoes in a sports bar and walk around? That’s disgusting, and they don’t seem to give a shit either way. The best is when you see them in the bathroom with no shoes or socks. How do they live with themselves? I mean, feet are gross enough, you don’t need to add the possibility of having human shit and piss on them. Hey, put your shoes on freaks!! Here’s another idea for you, put shoes on your little curtain climbers too and stop letting the pool tables babysit your kids while you get half tanked on skinny Margaritas.