So here’s the thing: I don’t understand how fishing shows get funded. I mean, are there really people watching other people fish? Have you ever been fishing before? You can make an argument that it’s a relaxing hobby, but to watch somebody else fish seems like the most boring shit on the planet. They don’t even keep the fish, so it’s like, hey let me trick you into eating this jagged piece of metal, pull it half way through your face, then stair at you for a couple minutes while you’re suffocating, then tear out the jagged piece of metal from your face and throw you back in the water so I can do it all over again tomorrow. Well hell, now that I say it out loud, it does sound like something I’d like to watch on T.V. That last sentence is what we call “Sarcasm”.