So here’s the thing: There’s this trending haircut going around you may have noticed. It’s the comb over and a line shaved on one side and then that side shaved shorter than the comb over. I don’t really care what people do with their hair as long as they wash it on a regular basis so it doesn’t stink like bacteria and shit. If you don’t wash it on a regular basis, then yes, you’re gross. That’s my opinion dick, you have yours! There’s a story out of El Paso Texas where a middle school kid was rocking this hairstyle in school, but the assistant Principal didn’t care for it and claimed it goes against the school dress code policy explained the the school handbook that all students are sent home with when school starts. It allegedly states no “design haircuts”. The school official, instead of sending the child home or contacting the mother decided the best course of action would be……………..wait for it………………TAKE A BLACK MAGIC MARKER AND FILL IN THE LINE ON THE CHILD’S SCALP. Now listen. The school claims that even a line in a haircut is considered a design and therefore why the haircut is prohibited. I don’t have kids, but if I did, and you wrote on my child’s scalp with magic marker rather than contact me, holy shit their would be hell and high water at your doorstep. I would like to know what your opinion on this, also check out my pod cast in the audio section of my website, I talk about his and much more. It’s for mature audiences, so don’t listen to it with little sally on Sunday morning pancake time. FYI, the picture with this post is the middle school kid I was just talking about.