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fedora hat

So here’s the thing: Obviously there are a lot of things that irritate me, but one that really melts my butter is that stupid fucking hat. You know what I’m talking about. It’s the hat that just doesn’t work in real life, it only works in the movies. You know, it’s the guy who wears the little news boy hat, or the Fedora. I’ll be the first to tell you that when it comes to style, I’m a train wreck, so technically I shouldn’t say shit about somebody else’s style, but I’m a hypocrite  sometimes, deal with it. The girls are even worse when they wear those hats, it screams “Look how cute I am in this hat that most people can’t pull off, but look how well I pull it off, I’m sooooo cute”. Don’t get me wrong, there are people who can pull off that look, and I hat them even more because, well god dammit I’m just jealous! There, I said it, are you happy?

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