Time is stupid…

father time

So here’s the thing: Have you ever been out with friends or just out and you can’t help but notice that really skinny person going to town on a nice greasy cheeseburger? Doesn’t that piss you off a little? It pisses me off a little because I’m not that skinny person anymore, fuck time! All time is good for is ruining shit that was once great. It’s times fault that my stomach folds down my boxer briefs waist band and I lose my breath putting on my socks every morning. You might be thinking “Maybe it’s the Vodka and mayonnaise that seem to dominate my diet?” Well, I can’t be the one to blame, so I say it’s times fault, and fuck you for being on times side!

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