So here’s the thing: I get a text from my mother the other night at around midnight. She and I don’t talk very much but there’s really no reason, we have a great relationship, we just don’t talk that often. So when I get a text from my mommy at midnight, I’m interested and concerned. This is exactly what it said, “If the Pentagon was run by women, do you think the missiles would be shaped differently?”. Now, I don’t know exactly what inspired her to send that to me, and I can’t help but see the sexual overtone it carries. This leaves me in a strange place. I didn’t know what to say in response, so I didn’t say anything. In fact, I’m going to forget it even happened. It kinda makes me think of some of the texts I’ve sent out over the years and how I should probably not be allowed to text, ever.