So here’s the thing? I know that a lot of you are online dating and looking for love. Let me tell you who is online looking for sex, and kinky parking lot head…….every fucking guy online. Ladies, you have to trust me on this one, for once trust me. I know this may piss off some of the guys out there who read my blog, but fuck you, I’m being honest and hopefully scoring points because I’m a perv too, only I’m honest about it. I’ve never been online to meet a woman, but I know guys who have and the story usually ends with “she licked my asshole and I didn’t know what to do” or “she shit on me man, shit on me.” or “she was crying and jacking me off at the same time, how the fuck do I enjoy that?” I don’t know what the answer is with computer dating, but I know that it’s more of a hook up world than a fall in love world. Call me pessimistic or cynical, but I speak the truth. On a separate note, stop posting pictures of your fucking dogs doing nothing, it’s fucking stupid and we fucking hate it. If you keep doing it then, fuck you and the look on my face should confirm that feeling.
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What the F do I do?
So here’s the thing: Have you ever messed with a girl a little, you know, flirting and shit, just to see what’s up? Then you go over to her house and this little crazy kid mother fucker comes out talking about, “what’s up homie?” “Why you talkin to my momma?” “What the fuck homie?” Inside of your head your like “fuck you little kid, don’t worry about what the fuck I be doin!” but at the same time this little mother fucker is stacked up, so then you start thinking, “shit, is this little fucker gonna roll me up?” Keep in mind, this dude is like five years old I think, I don’t know, I don’t have those things. Damn! It’s scary like a mother fucker to be afraid of a little kid! I get being afraid of a teenager, they have guns and shit, but a five year old? This mother fucker be like “What’s up homie?, stay away from my mom homie!” He has little veins popping out of his little muscly arms and shit! I haven’t been to the gym in twenty years and this little five year old mother fucker is coming at me with some real shit, man to man type shit! “Watch me do a thousand push ups and beat your ass homie!” “Watch me move your pussy ass car out of the driveway without a key homie!” “I’ve never had a boner and it’s bigger than your’s homie” “If you touch my mom, I’ll touch you’rs homie” “You think you’re funny? It’s because you’re a joke homie” “You think you spit game? Your game is spitless homie” “You looking for Pokemon? I poked your mom homie” On a separate note, if you’re the person that doesn’t turn left on a yellow light after the green arrow, then you’re a whore and I hope you get crabs, just because you made me wait for the next green arrow.
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If you think you had a bad morning commute you should be thankful you don’t live in Kabul, Afghanistan. Aside from car bombs that go off even in the most secure neighborhoods you have to deal with a maze of roads that are crumbling and unkempt in some areas. The pot holes are so big they turn into little ponds after a modest rainfall. Despite hundreds of billions of dollars being pumped into Afghanistan to help rebuild the roads, they are a mess even in the capitol city. If the conditions weren’t bad enough they don’t have any working street lights to help control and navigate traffic. To its credit, the municipality of Kabul has deployed hundreds of traffic police throughout the city. They wear bright yellow jackets and stand at intersections and roundabouts, braving the elements armed only with little signs. Unfortunately drivers rarely pay attention to the traffic officer’s efforts. “Afghanistan is a new country” one citizen told me, saying that it will naturally take time for people to learn to obey traffic laws. On the subject of rules there really only seems to be one that matters: Whoever has the most guns and armed guards are typically allowed to go wherever they want. It’s a common sight when driving through Kabul to see bulletproof vehicles with drivers who know how to use their vehicle’s size and weight to their advantage. It all makes for a frustrating yet mesmerizing commute and proof that despite decades of war the city of Kabul moves along at its own pace.
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I’M JAY PARKER WITH YOUR FOX NEWS UPDATE. ARIZONA’S ANTI-GAY BILL VETO IS UNLIKELY TO END THE RELIGOUS FREEDOM MOVEMENT… HOWEVER AT LEAST FOR NOW GAYS AND LESBIANS CANNOT BE TURNED AWAY FROM A BUSINESS BECAUSE OF THEIR SEXUAL ORIENTATION. ARIZONA’S GOVENOR JAN BREWER VETOED A BILL THAT WOULD HAVE ALLOWED BUSINESSES TO CLOSE THEIR DOORS TO GAYS AND LESBIANS OUT OF RELIGIOUS CONVICTION. BREWER SAID “IT WAS WRONG”, SO SHE VETOED IT. BREWER FELT SENATE BILL 10-62 DID NOT ADDRESS SPECIFIC DANGERS TO RELIGIOUS FREEDOM. THE BUCK MAY HAVE STOPPED IN ARIZONA BUT THE FIGHT TO PASS SIMILAR LAWS AS RELIGIOUS FREEDOM IS STILL ALIVE IN OTHER STATES. BREWER WENT ON TO SAY “IT COULD DIVIDE ARIZONA IN WAY WE CANNOT EVEN IMAGINE” DESPITE PUBLIC PRESSURE SHE SAID MADE THE DECISION SHE FELT WAS RIGHT. TO GET MORE INFORMATION ON THIS STORY GO TO FOX NEWS DOT COM.
Screw Loose to the top!
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SCREW LOOSE RADIO CLIMBING TO THE TOP!
Jay Parker hosts the most popular online radio show in Colorado.
February 20, 2014 Lakewood CO- A local internet radio shows is making headlines with its growing popularity. Jay Parker is the host of the widely popular radio show “Screw Loose Radio”. The show only airs once a week on Tuesdays from 11-1pm with a talk format that has grabbed the attention of Colorado listeners.
The cast of the show is as interesting as the shows name. The producer Rejon is a young man with an afro as large as his personality. Vegas Mike sits in form time to time to share his knowledge on geography and Joey keeps everybody in line. That just leaves the host Jay Parker. According to Talkshowcritiques.com ” Jay Parker isn’t very smart but has a voice that will lead you to the gates of heaven”. The talk format doesn’t sound like your typical radio show. Screw Loose Radio often finds themselves discussing at length subjects other talk shows tend to stay away from. For example: The show last Tuesday spent the full three hours talking about how stupid their family members are. The show is not for everybody and when asked about the sudden rise in the ratings host Jay Parker had this to say “I’m just a man, flesh and bone”.
According to Allacess.com Screw Loose Radio has jumped to the top of the Neilson ratings over the past six months surpassing shows like Louis and Floorwax from 103.5 the Fox and Slacker and Steve from 105.9. The show was created by an KTKL ex-DJ Brody Spooge and with interesting topics and an interesting cast, the show and Jay Parker at least for now are making a name for themselves in Colorado.
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