Stupid Halloween.
Great American Beer Festival. Enough said.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! My bone!
These two chicks were so in to me!
Trash Man has moves! Nope, I just laid there.
Nap time at Dave and Busters.
Nap time in a barn somewhere.
She makes me take selfies
The taste of the Broncos, Corey Nelson is a cool dude.
Stop…….in the name of chub!!
Shelley Smith more big than the Trash Man!
Max Garcia, with Trash.
It’s a boy!!
What’d you say about my limp noodle!?
I’m not really working. I was drawing a duck for no reason.
Awkward much?
Hey man, weed is from the earth! God put that here for me and you, take advantage.
Beauty and the Beast
My mommy loves me.
Say something about my momma one more time!
This is the shot you get when you ask a squirrel to take a pic.
My job can be so demanding sometimes.
I didn’t even need to stuff the costume. Sad.
Screw Loose Radio cast.
Look how the ladies are just mesmerized with my direction.
This is what happens when the safe at work is stuck and you ask the Trash man to get it open.
The three stooges!
Wow, that’s one way to go.
That’s my baby, baby!
P.O.S. car = letting fellow students key it.
Nobody is safe from grade school humor.
Make your own jokes about this!
Apron, dress, you decide. I’m fat and in the yellow.
Friends.
See, not all girls hate me.
I don’t even remember taking this picture.
Who is that guy?!
I found a baby.
Me and Handy Mandy
My niece in California.
Clean that mess up.
What are you looking at Parker?
The bachelor life is alive and well.
What are you looking at?!
I’m a Princess!
So I split my pants. I’m fat.
What am I?
I’m even fatter in a Pancho.
I’m the jerk who drops the lid in the soup at Safeway.
Talking some smack.
Work doesn’t always suck.
Me and the crew.
Lucky fingers.
We did have fun.
Now that was a good night.
Stupid big sexy Joe.
Just put it on the shelf they said!
Photo bomb at work.
This is just sad.
I told her choking babies isn’t cool.
New Years 2015
He’s my boss. He has a sense of humor.
You can’t lift my fat ass!
I’m a fat airplane!
You want a glass of water, no ice, extra lemon so you can stare at it for forty five minutes then leave? Cool.
The bachelor life is alive and well!
I hate grasshoppers, and this little bastard was waiting for me in my car. Gross.
I got photo bombed with my only two friends.
I’m innocent, honest.
I like it around my mouth.
Who cares.
I think you get the theme.
I have a five head.
Get ready to live. 