Where are you from…

So here’s the thing: What the hell is with the people who constantly talk about where they’re from? You know who I’m talking about. They constantly compare shit to “back home”. “These french fries are different out here, back home the fries are way better” Do you have special potatoes “back home”? Just shut up about the fries! Their fries, end of story you dick. “Man, the bars close at 2 am here? Back home they stay open til 4 am” Cool man, go home if you need to drink past 2 am, we’ll survive here without you, somehow. I couldn’t care any less where your from or what it’s like there, if it’s sooooo much better then just go back so you can tell the people how shitty it is here. Don’t let the door hit you in the ass.

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